Law, Liberty & Phrygian Capricorns with Beth Martens
Beth Martens joins Vibe Rant for a slice of post-solstice pi! Let's unwind and prepare for the next turn of the yearly wheel, and reflect on all we've seen since we last passed the gates of Janus. Now's the time when the Christos prepares to rise, so let's talk about Jesus too.
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In this episode
Core themes
Decoding the Twelve Days of Christmas
Beth Martens recounted a card from her friend that tied each gift in the carol to a Christian teaching, and she argued the song was written to hide teachings that could not be preached openly. She went day by day while Chance guessed along, from the partridge in a pear tree as Jesus who died on a tree, to the three French hens as hope, faith and love, to the twelve drummers as the points of the Apostles' Creed. Chance looked up the Beatitudes and Galatians on screen, and a viewer's artwork of the twelve days was shared from the call-in line.
Phrygian Caps, Papa Smurf, and Liberty
Chance opened by screen sharing the seal of the United States Senate and joking that the cap above it was Papa Smurf, then played a voice message from Allen Marcus claiming to have found a hidden smurf in the seal art. Later Chance claimed the Phrygian cap was a Liberty cap and a mark of freed slaves and Freemason initiation, and he linked the Liberty cap mushroom to the Eleusinian mysteries. Gabe's voicemail then claimed that Templar communion rituals used mushrooms to convince initiates they were chosen.
Law, Scripture, and Disputed History
Beth said her study of law led her to the Bible, which some people treat as a secular contract, and she relayed a friend's view that scripture works like a potluck where each person takes what nourishes them. Chance read that the Apostles' Creed is not in the Bible and likely dates to fifth century Gaul, then said he distrusted Rome's version of history. He described a lawyer's YouTube series proposing that the Old Testament belongs to a different timeline, citing flipped old maps and a theory placing Jerusalem in Barcelona, and he asked listeners to test it.
Divination, Coaching, and the Hero's Journey
Chance said he preferred divination style coaching because the universe gave him the answers, and he separated it from fortune telling by saying he offered possibilities, not predictions of the future. He pointed to drawing the death card just after saying the word as a wink from source. A guest who joined by video credited Beth's hero's journey teaching with changing his life, Sean called Beth his teacher and recommended her coaching, and Beth described building a community on her own land in Manitoba.
Orgone, Holistic Health, and Desert Rebirth
Chance said he believed the orgone devices he gifted around his home had cleared the chemtrail haze from his sky, describing a grid of frequency that holds sprayed material in place, and he urged listeners to try it themselves. He said Gordy, calling in from Arizona, could back up the story because he was watching the desert transform, and Gordy agreed it was happening all over the place. Participants also traded views on moving away from conventional medicine toward small farms, herbs, and direct relationships with physicians instead of corporate middlemen.
Quotes
“So this is the seal of the United States Senate. Got the fasces down there below the symbol of fascism. And then the Papa Smurf cap up top.”
“I may have discovered a hidden smurf in the United States Senate seal art thing. Look closely and you might see a hidden smurf under the Phrygian cap.”
“This is not like serious business. We are here to bring some levity and fun and enjoyment to everybody's life since things are so deadly serious most of the time.”
“Why is it we're bringing people together in so separate ways with this internet but not interpersonal with people that are close to you? We're doing it here in Manitoba.”
“And then it was the study of law, which I had no idea. It brought me to the Bible, and many people use the Bible for law in a really secular way. And it's not a spiritual thing. It's just the contract, and this is the commerce that we're doing, and here's the way out according to the contract. But it took me much deeper than that.”
“And so Jackie's take on it is that it's a potluck. This might sound trite, but to me, it's like beautiful. And when you go to a potluck, you don't necessarily want to eat everybody's food, right?”
“And look, I just drew the death card. I didn't know what card I was gonna draw. That's what I mean. That's divination is I said death and this card just fell out of the deck. Like that's just the wink and the nod from source or universe that, yeah, what I'm saying is accurate.”
“I wouldn't call it divination if that's the definition, at least the way I do it. I'm just there to find synchronistic messages from spirit that help somebody get a message from themselves to see themselves more clearly and where they're at in life more clearly and then what their possibilities are.”
“Slick Dissident is his YouTube channel. He is really well versed in law, but on the spiritual side, and then just absolutely knowledgeable about all things occult in a way that empowers you to see the magic and the interconnectivity of the creator's creation and handiwork. He's the man.”
“And the Knights Templar would offer a communion to the neophyte. And as the effects of the tea were setting in, the neophyte would be convinced that they were a chosen one. And from there, they would be implored into a mission, a high risk endeavor.”
“And then I just came to, I shook my head and I slapped my own face. I went, Beth, you're gonna go home and create this on your land where your people are. And I did.”
“And if you're looking to have transformative work happen in your life, then just give your money to Beth and sign up and actually do the work and all the little old notebooks that she hands you and, you know, go into that scary place and then let go and do it over and over again.”



















