Project Chaney + Slick Dissident | Placentaclypse Apocalypse & the Holy Grail Mystery
I teamed up with Gabriel (Slick Dissident) and Chaney for a fully moon-charged & veil shredding conversation about the esoteric aspects of modern berth-rights, and how the hospital practices (especially regarding the placenta) that most parents take for granted are connected to the mysteries of royal bloodlines, the cosmic egg, Templars, Mary Magdalene, and world tree cosmology. It's an ambitious build but with these two syncromystic thinkers, I know we'll crack some skulls.
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In this episode
Core themes
The Placenta as Your Twin and Guardian
Gabe opens by reading the placenta as the place entered, the alpha that forms first and the omega that arrives last, and calls it a family heirloom and lost talisman born of the alchemical wedding of your parents. Chance reads how people in Indonesia treat the placenta as the baby's elder sibling and lifelong guardian that must be buried with ritual, and how the Maori use one word for both land and placenta. From there he proposes that, because it carries your full genetic code, it may hold a spirit of its own, a divine twin or holy guardian angel left lost at sea.
Birth Certificates, Names and Paper Identity
Gabe argues that everyday English hides the story in plain sight: the caul becomes what you are called, the mother signs the birth certificate as informant, and that living document, like an organ, is a collection of tissues with a common purpose that he says is used to track you. He extends the idea to the wallet, the driver's license with codes you cannot read, and the coded chits he says the Knights Templar gave pilgrims. Chance adds the 1302 papal bull Unam Sanctam from Boniface VIII, links salvation to salvage and savage, and suggests a two dimensional world of paper is trying to govern a three dimensional one.
Questioning Modern Hospital Birth
The three question how routine hospital birth handles the placenta and the mother. Gabe says the placenta is often cut early and shipped into an industry supplying medicine and cosmetics, pointing listeners to the research of Crow777. Chaney argues that C sections happen far more often than they need to because hospitals want to rush a natural process, and ties Caesar to what she sees as a swapping of Q for C. Chance suggests that birthing on the back adds trauma and raises the hypothesis, expanded with hypnosis accounts and rounded, organic craft interiors, that alien abduction memories may echo the birth room.
Reclaiming the Feminine in Symbols
Chaney argues that the feminine has been ripped out of religion and symbol across the board. She notes that eight Earth years match thirteen on Venus, suggests thirteen was branded unlucky because of its tie to women's cycles, and claims horned bull imagery borrows from Isis, adding her view that Mary Magdalene studied in an Isis school. The number 17, the Star card and the three spellings of Kabbalah with C, K and Q also come up. Chaney says a woman sitting with two men to talk about the placenta shows how far society has drifted, since three mothers should be having this conversation.
Companion Spirits, Daemons and The Shining
Chance reads from Pierre Sabak's Holographic Culture on the qareen, the companion spirit of Islamic tradition said to shape thought, and from Jung on his inner guide Philemon, then asks whether a voice in your mind that sounds like you might be your own twin. He invites listeners to recognize and reconnect with that lost part of themselves. Gabe offers his view that the daemon ages in reverse, drawing on The Shining played forward and backward at once, and says that in the novel Danny is born with a caul. Chance closes on the Karen meme, the cremation of care and a Transylvanian placenta custom.
Quotes
“To some degree the placenta is that which comes first, the alpha, and then the baby is born and the placenta becomes the omega as it becomes the last to arrive.”
“Like all good mythology, it seems like just a story until those with eyes to see and ears to hear are able to read between the lines.”
“What you are called is put into writing, and that is used to track you.”
“I think what we're learning right now is to reclaim symbols in words because they were ours to begin with, and it was just this unnatural spin that was put on them.”
“Maybe what's important as we go here is that we recognize and honor the horse we rode in on and not leave our holy guardian angel lost at sea.”
“That's how far away we are in our society, that there should be three moms sitting in a room having this exact same conversation.”
“It's amazing how our language, it's almost like our words are screaming this truth to us, and we've spent our whole lives not hearing the essence of these words.”
“Even the fact that all the stories that guide our civilization are on paper, they come from a two-dimensional realm.”
“I always just think there has to be real power in a bust, like you brought up Alexander the Great at the beginning of this.”
“The worst that could happen is that this is a pointless rabbit hole and we're wrong. The best that could happen is we repair our connection to ancestors and the divine right here and now.”
“From that point on you become the elder, and now you are the one who is the caretaker for your placenta, for the spirit of your placenta, your aura.”
“It's time to resurrect our care, the phoenix from those ashes.”



















